Kristine. 20. I'm a bit much, but it's part of my charm. I like to sing like a little boy. Question me.

 

tsehaipublishers:

"The definition of Afro Goth is a subculture of African and dark skinned men and women that have a passion for goth and/or emo style in dress, music, and personality. The goth style tends to gravitate towards a darker palette and both clothes and makeup using cimmerian undertones."

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

Satan: [appears]

Satan: You can have anything you wan--

Me: LANGUAGE.

Satan: What?

Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.

Satan: What the--?

Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?

Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

obviously-bored:

jake-its-chinatown:

Filming the torture scene in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 where Bellatrix is torturing Hermione at the Malfoy’s Manor proved to be very intense for the actors involved (Most of the scene was cut to avoid an R rating in the USA and a 15 rating in the UK). So intense and brutal as it was that Helena Bonham Carter approached Emma Watson right afterward to make sure they were still on good terms. 

I really want to see the original scene

obviously-bored:

jake-its-chinatown:

Filming the torture scene in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 where Bellatrix is torturing Hermione at the Malfoy’s Manor proved to be very intense for the actors involved (Most of the scene was cut to avoid an R rating in the USA and a 15 rating in the UK). So intense and brutal as it was that Helena Bonham Carter approached Emma Watson right afterward to make sure they were still on good terms.

I really want to see the original scene

tinytmas:

Because Bianca the nerd didn’t notice that TMas has abs. So I had to make my point. And also for science and the pleasure of all of us, amen.

jodiamandis:

deathbeforediet:

glitteryclitoris:

ladyjour:

moanmika:

deathbeforediet:

ruinator:

jayycobain:

resterforteetguerir:

banana-fishbones:

bas-mabiddeh:

This is the same woman who did the refrain for the Macklemore song Same Love, her name is Mary Lambert and I think this is her most powerful piece. For every person that has ever struggled with body image, for any person that has ever felt like they weren’t enough because of how they looked.

Wow.

I love this so much

I want to marry her she is so beautiful.

This is great and she’s a local. Cool stuff.

Holy crap this made me cry

Fuck, me too.

"I only know how to exist when I’m wanted."

 

Yep I’m cryin

i can’t

HOLY CRAP THIS MADE ME CRY AGAIN

I cannot stop crying… OMYGOD

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

When we touch, your skin tastes like suicide.
This is how I missed the warning signs:
you never asked me what I thought dying was like.
You kept your cut glass hidden well,
but here, with all the empty hands,
I’ve got your ashes in my mouth,
and I hope it is something like sleep.
I hope you did not feel the burning,
the melting knots of the mahogany coffin.
I hope you are somewhere happy now,
where grief does not crack your bones.
This is how I missed the warning signs:
you asked to survive.
I thought life was always there for those who wanted it.
This was nothing beautiful, all the blood turned out
of your body because his hands branded you,
all burnt flesh and heavy sorrow.
This is how I missed the warning signs:
The bullets did not know where you lived, but the knife did.
Metal was the first lover you knew that did not leave you bruised –
without you, I am a shuddering skeleton,
trembling palpitations of a shredded heart.
This is how I missed the warning signs:
I loved you so fiercely that I forgot Death can touch
even the most beautiful things.

for m.n.r | d.a.s

I will miss you, my hazel girl. I hope the hands that hold you now are gentle.

(via backshelfpoet)

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm)

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”